How to avoid your ‘sneaky, sassy’ bodyguards

“You can’t take them out in public and pretend that you don’t have one.

And you don.

So if you’re doing this for your own protection, you should definitely not do that.”

“They’re trying to take advantage of you, and I’m not going to take that.

I’m a grown man.

They’re adults.

I know what I can and can’t do.

I don’t want to take it out on you, but I’m doing what I have to do to protect myself.”

“It’s a bit like, I can’t say I’m the smartest guy in the room, but if I don